A Triumph Bonneville, BMW R1200, my wife’s Honda CRV, a ton of sawdust and chunks of laminate from a recent flooring project, rotating yellow lights that come on when the garage door opens because it looked cool in Aliens when Ripley comes out in the robot suit, some pee that I suspect is from the neighbors’ cat, layers of strata on my work bench from old motorcycle projects I don’t even own anymore, several mostly empty bottles of detail products so I remember to buy more, Bevis & Butthead posters that were current when I put them up, my stock wheels I need to sell, hint hint, my clean and dirty bins for microfiber towels, a water deionizer for rinsing cars and motorcycles, a shelf with tons of helmets of which I wear about two, my tool chest that was only going to contain Craftsman but now holds an equal amount of Harbor Freight, more Hotwheel cars than a sane person should have and lots of old carpet to lay on under cars.